I’ve had enough near-hits in my life that this is a constant fear for me, and part of the reason why I upgraded to a Chrysler 300 over my old Saturn SL-1 sedan.
(Or the character that David Hyde Pierce played shortly before landing Niles on Frasier. This is the chronically suicidal character Theodore Van Horne on the short-lived sitcom The Powers That Be)
Completely and utterly tasteless, but it worked.
This is my Uncle Rod’s brother Fran. Awesome voice!