A Ferengi attracts the Borg towards a colony he wants to loot. Riker's replicator catchphrase, "Steak, for mouth, hot," needs work. 1 week ago
Beverly clashes with aliens who own the copyright to their slaves' DNA. Worf is starting to actually believe he has a girlfriend in Canada. 2 weeks ago
Picard suspects a terraforming company is instigating planetary wars. Data & Geordi have to spray a dolphin every 30 minutes or it'll die. 3 weeks ago
A holodeck error populates the Enterprise with ice age beasts. Barclay gets trapped in the dividing hallway as the saucer section separates. 1 month ago
Q hosts a temporal Q reunion on the Enterprise, invites all his past selves. Worf vows to crush whoever started the "Worf has a tail" rumor. 1 month ago
George tries to hide that despite seeing every episode he has no idea what's happening on Game of Thrones. Elaine buys defective yoga pants. 2 days ago
Jerry hates that his iPhone tells his girlfriend when he's typing a text. "Yeah, because there wasn't enough to worry about with texting." 3 days ago
Fake pictures on Craigslist make Elaine's apartment hunt insane. Kramer claims to be the inspiration for all three Hangover films. 1 week ago
George "breaks up with" his mom before Mother's Day. J:"You can't. It's not a break-upable relationship. You're her son." G:"Not anymore!" 1 week ago
George gets LASIK but w/out glasses people assume he's dumb. J:"But you are dumb." G:"I know that! But at least before it surprised people!" 1 week ago
Jerry's gf won't stop talking about her selfies. "As if taking pictures of yourself wasn't embarrassing enough, you have to call them that?" 2 weeks ago
Jerry tells Bania he should spice up his act. "Nobody cares about Ovaltine!" Bania tells a terrible rape joke on TV and then blames Jerry. 2 weeks ago
Elaine's bf reminds her of Don Draper. Turns out he's just an alcoholic who didn't tell her he was married. Kramer discovers twerking. 2 weeks ago
A successful businessman named Art Vandelay sues George for squatting on ArtVandelay .com. Newman has an irrational devotion to the Zune. 2 weeks ago
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